Archive for April, 2016

Things wont fix cover mockupI’m going to finish my month of ‘a free ebook every day’ on a high, by offering you the second FREE novel in five weeks. This time round it’s the turn of my comic novel Things Won’t Fix to take a spell in the limelight. It’ll be free from today until 20th April. And then that’s your lot. I hope you’ve enjoyed, and taken advantage of this month of deals and offers. And if you haven’t read me before and you’ve found yourself enjoying it, why not take an (educated) chance on one of my other titles?

You can DOWNLOAD Things Won’t Fix for FREE from here.

And you can find out more about the book here.

The Gavel Front CoverThe penultimate title in my free ebooks bonanza is The Gavel, a novella. You’ll be able to get your sticky paws on it FOR ABSOLUTELY SQUAT from 11th-15th April (before, finally, my last title, Things Won’t Fix takes its bow, free from 16th-20th April).

You can find out more about the novella here.

And you can DOWNLOAD THE EBOOK FOR FREE from here.

Here’s what the esteemed reviewer D.F. Lewis says about the book:

“…this story again exemplifies the wonderful conceits and turns of phrase in Kirby fiction. I am not exaggerating when I say that I am agog at Kirby’s torrent of characterisation and of plot and place by such turns of phrase, concerning, for example, just in this story, speed traps and navigation systems and silence like an airbag and half-sheep and names like ‘Call me Ronnie’ and ‘Luke or Danny’ – and I’m only scratching the surface here. You have to read ‘The Gavel’ to fully appreciate what I mean in context. This is a morality tale rather than crime fiction – except financial greed is a crime when you infect other people with it even if they infect you with their own greed thus to encourage you to infect them in the first place. A concertina of crime. And free gifts like a ball-peen hammer to become a symbol of rough justice is yet one more conceit or miraculous turn of phrase with which Kirby fiction is literally teeming.”

bedI spoil you guys, I really do. Every day since 17th March I’ve offered a FREE EBOOK to all readers. And that continues with this new promo, which celebrates my Lennontastic novelette Bed Peace. Available for free from 6th-10th April, the book is ideal for readers who like a little laziness in their lives.

You can download the FREE EBOOK from here.

And you can find out more about the book here.

And here’s the remaining timetable of the free books this month:

The Gavel – free from 11th-15th April

Things Won’t Fix – free from 16th-20th April

hangingNo. This is not – I repeat not – an April Fool’s Day joke running a few hours too late. I’m not pulling your leg here. It’s really true. I’m offering YET ANOTHER eBook FREE! And for this week’s offer, we’re looking at you, Hangingstone,
you scary ghost story, you.

You can download the ebook FREE from here from 1st-5th April.

And you can find out more about the book here.

And here’s the remaining timetable of the free books this month:

Bed Peace – free from 6th-10th April

The Gavel – free from 11th-15th April

Things Won’t Fix – free from 16th-20th April