Things wont fix cover mockupI’m going to finish my month of ‘a free ebook every day’ on a high, by offering you the second FREE novel in five weeks. This time round it’s the turn of my comic novel Things Won’t Fix to take a spell in the limelight. It’ll be free from today until 20th April. And then that’s your lot. I hope you’ve enjoyed, and taken advantage of this month of deals and offers. And if you haven’t read me before and you’ve found yourself enjoying it, why not take an (educated) chance on one of my other titles?

You can DOWNLOAD Things Won’t Fix for FREE from here.

And you can find out more about the book here.

The Gavel Front CoverThe penultimate title in my free ebooks bonanza is The Gavel, a novella. You’ll be able to get your sticky paws on it FOR ABSOLUTELY SQUAT from 11th-15th April (before, finally, my last title, Things Won’t Fix takes its bow, free from 16th-20th April).

You can find out more about the novella here.

And you can DOWNLOAD THE EBOOK FOR FREE from here.

Here’s what the esteemed reviewer D.F. Lewis says about the book:

“…this story again exemplifies the wonderful conceits and turns of phrase in Kirby fiction. I am not exaggerating when I say that I am agog at Kirby’s torrent of characterisation and of plot and place by such turns of phrase, concerning, for example, just in this story, speed traps and navigation systems and silence like an airbag and half-sheep and names like ‘Call me Ronnie’ and ‘Luke or Danny’ – and I’m only scratching the surface here. You have to read ‘The Gavel’ to fully appreciate what I mean in context. This is a morality tale rather than crime fiction – except financial greed is a crime when you infect other people with it even if they infect you with their own greed thus to encourage you to infect them in the first place. A concertina of crime. And free gifts like a ball-peen hammer to become a symbol of rough justice is yet one more conceit or miraculous turn of phrase with which Kirby fiction is literally teeming.”

bedI spoil you guys, I really do. Every day since 17th March I’ve offered a FREE EBOOK to all readers. And that continues with this new promo, which celebrates my Lennontastic novelette Bed Peace. Available for free from 6th-10th April, the book is ideal for readers who like a little laziness in their lives.

You can download the FREE EBOOK from here.

And you can find out more about the book here.

And here’s the remaining timetable of the free books this month:

The Gavel – free from 11th-15th April

Things Won’t Fix – free from 16th-20th April

hangingNo. This is not – I repeat not – an April Fool’s Day joke running a few hours too late. I’m not pulling your leg here. It’s really true. I’m offering YET ANOTHER eBook FREE! And for this week’s offer, we’re looking at you, Hangingstone,
you scary ghost story, you.

You can download the ebook FREE from here from 1st-5th April.

And you can find out more about the book here.

And here’s the remaining timetable of the free books this month:

Bed Peace – free from 6th-10th April

The Gavel – free from 11th-15th April

Things Won’t Fix – free from 16th-20th April

MountebankMy short story ‘A Couple Rough Beasts Slouching into this Burg or that’ has been accepted for publication by the Exaggerated Press for the Mountebanks-themed issue 7 of Wordland magazine, edited by the esteemed Allen Ashley. Watch this space for more details of how to read the story.

Here’s how Allen introduced the theme:

Come shower me with your mountebanks, hawkers of quack medicines, tricksters, charlatans, illusionists and rogues. Bring me your fly by nights, street magicians, fakers and fakirs. Send in the clowns, japesters, carpet baggers and card sharps. Watch the cards carefully, sir, find the lady. Tell me your tales of barkers, wide boys and sly girls. I want to feel that I’ve out-conned the conmen. Dazzle me, pick my pocket and sell me a pony.

aceMadness continues to sweep through the land of Paint This Town Red, and it must be contagious, for following on from last week’s special offer (which was a free copy of my novel The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters – free from 22nd-26th March) I’m doing the same thing all over again and expecting quite different results (which is surely a sign of madness). This time, taking a bow, it’s my novelette Ace Cameron and the Red Peril, which will be FREE to download from 27th-31st March. Get your laughing gear around that!

You can download the book for FREE from here.

And you can find out more about the book by following THIS LINK.

And here’s the remaining timetable of the free books this month:

 

Hangingstone – free from 1st-5th April

Bed Peace – free from 6th-10th April

The Gavel – free from 11th-15th April

Things Won’t Fix – free from 16th-20th April

SLEEPOFREASONToday I’m continuing my madcap scheme to give away a free ebook every day for a month. Last week I offered you – no word of a lie – my novelette, The Policy of Truth, for absolutely freemans from 17th-21st March. This week, we’re upping the ante, bringing our A-Game, and offering you A FULL FREAKING NOVEL FOR FREE. Yeah, that’s right: a whole novel for absolutely nothing. El Zilcho. Squat-diddley. Nowt.

And the novel in question is my magic-realist text The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters.

You can download the book for FREE from here.

And you can find out more about the book here.

And here’s the full timetable of the free books this month:

The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters – free from 22nd-26th March

Ace Cameron and the Red Peril – free from 27th-31st March

Hangingstone – free from 1st-5th April

Bed Peace – free from 6th-10th April

The Gavel – free from 11th-15th April

Things Won’t Fix – free from 16th-20th April