Archive for August, 2013

Ursa_Major_IAU.svgI’m pleased to announce that my short story ‘The Great Bear’ has been accepted for publication in the FourW twenty-four anthology from the Booranga Writers’ Centre, Charles Sturt University, Australia. “FourW” is one of Australia’s longest running (& best…) annual anthologies of new poetry and prose.

To find out more about the Booranga Writer’s Centre, please visit this link: http://www.csu.edu.au/faculty/arts/humss/booranga

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My short fiction has now been published in anthologies, magazines and journals which hail from places as farflung as Canada (my first ever publication), Australia, New Zealand, Argentina, USA, and of course the UK.

Take a look at my roll-call of published short fictions here: http://www.andykirbythewriter.20m.com/custom_1.html

 

I’m guest blogging on the Leeds Big Bookend blog today, following my shortlisting as one of the 20 best Leeds writers under 40 at the Big Bookend festival earlier this summer. Read my post here: http://theleedsbigbookend.wordpress.com/2013/08/30/the-numbers-game/ But also have a bit of a mooch around the site as there’s some good stuff on it to wrap your reading gear around.

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My article on Manchester United’s luck in the draw for domestic cup competitions has been published today on the Republik of Mancunia website. You can read the full article here: http://therepublikofmancunia.com/ballbags-manchester-uniteds-luck-of-the-draw-in-domestic-cup-competitions/

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And here’s a quick excerpt: “When David Moyes hit out at the Premier League a couple of weeks ago, suggesting a “conspiracy against United” in terms of our opening run of fixtures in the new campaign (I think we all know that run now: Swansea, Chelsea, Liverpool, Palace, City), he may have been continuing a fine tradition of controlled paranoia which Fergie used to use as a tool for constructing that famous Old Trafford siege mentality. But Moyes might have been better served keeping his powder dry for a complaint about our draws in the domestic cup competitions.

On the league fixtures, Moyesy contended that the Premier League might have wanted to make it a little harder for United this year, following the ease by which we won the competition last term. He said: “I find it hard to believe that’s the way the balls came out of the bag, that’s for sure.”

It’s even more difficult to believe our “luck of the draw” in the cups though, and prior to the draw for the League Cup being made last night it was absolutely predictable that the Reds would pull one of the Big Five (or is it Big Six now?) Weight of history told us we’d get Chelsea, or city. Statistics, pure mathematics decreed that we’d get Arsenal, or Spurs. Or Liverpool, as it turned out.

No right-thinking United supporter was surprised. Yet the neutral fan and for the ABU, there is a willful blind-spot as far as United’s rotten run of luck in terms of domestic cup draws is concerned. They still spout the myth of United and our easy draws, which has, to be fair, been in evidence in some of our European draws. But at home? No way. Those ballbags have been far from kind to us, and have surely helped contribute to the fact that this year marks a decade since we won the FA Cup (in the decade before that we won it four times).”

kirb_Andy_Murray_CoolhairHi y’all, just thought I’d link you up to a recent interview with a chap called Andy Murray, who kindly took time out from competing in the US Open – where he is defending his championship crown – to talk to me about all things raquetball. Please note any resemblance of Andy Murray to Andy Murray is purely coincidental…

Four years on from their last encounter, Sports Reporter Grant Mortar conducts a follow up interview with Wimbledon Champ and Greatest Living Brit, Andy Murray.

Here’s an excerpt: “Thankfully, Murray’s turnaround since then has been nothing short of incredible. The kind of “learning about yourself” process rarely seen outside reality TV formats like the Apprentice, in which business knowhow is secondary to character arc. You see, Andy has discovered how to make his inner beast work for him. All that rage, all that antipathy, all that pent-up angst now grunges out of him on the tennis courts of Wimbledon, for example, where this year he became the first British player, complete with cock, to win the All England Club’s championship in 77 long years. The last time I met Andy Pandy, 89, the Scottish ne’er do well chuntered on for hours about getting “pleasure from other people’s leisure” as though it were an interview for the position of Sports Hall attendant. Now, of course, the monotone-fingernails-on-a-blackboard-voiced Murray is no longer a chump. He’s a bona fide British champ.”

Read More from HDUK – which this issue celebrates its 10th anniversary – by following these links:

Well, who’d have thought it – a full decade of everyone’s favourite Paranoia and Lifestyle webzine? Along the way there has been laughs and fear, peaks and ditches, joy and gas; so what better way of celebrating than with a bumper summer update, all for your reading pleasure?

Our lead story this time concerns increased sightings of Big Cats around Britain, that’s a Special Report.

Back on board to mark the ten-year landmark, Guest Columnist Bashar Assad presents What I Did On My Summer Holidays.

Meanwhile, the controversial fracking debate finds a proponent in our erstwhile London Mayor. Read about it in Local News.

Our News Round Up covers the Nigerian Space Programme, teachers back at school, means-testing the Winter Fuel allowance and a Brazil Spring!

The Rev. Harry Figgis investigates the strange morality of Lush Cosmetics in ‘How I Spend My Days’.

The Classic Album this time out is from San Francisco’s brilliantly understated Swell.

While International News reports on events that recently befell political fixer and scourge of immigrants everywhere, Lynton Crosby.

And finally, direct from the Parliamentary Recess, Political Celebrity Quentin Workshy-Fopp reveals the Tory policies to come.

SignificantOthers_w7948_750 (2)LargeSignificant Others: Finding New Love at an Old Age

Is it possible to find new love at an old age? That question is answered in Marilyn Baron’s new humorous women’s fiction Significant Others, published by The Wild Rose Press.

Here’s the blurb:

For Honey Palladino, the holidays have lost their magic. She is sure her husband is cheating on her. Her daughter plans to spend the time with a friend. Her widowed mother sees the image of Jesus in a live oak tree. As if that’s not enough, her mother is also talking about going on a Christmas cruise with some old geezer, without benefit of marriage. That would be right after she signs away the family business—the real estate agency Honey’s father built into a company worth millions, the job to which Honey has devoted her life.

At her mother’s condo in Boca Raton, Florida, many have recently lost a spouse and are now with “significant others,” and Honey is intrigued by the promise of new love even at an old age but doubts she’ll ever find another significant other after her inevitable divorce. When her mother reunites with a lost love from years before, Honey is completely undone, but the “Jesus tree” puts into motion a series of holiday miracles. Discovering what’s important in life brings a message of hope for lovers of all ages.

Here’s my review of the book:

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE – A REVIEW OF ‘SIGNIFICANT OTHERS’ BY MARILYN BARON

In Significant Others, once the reader has negotiated his or her way through Marilyn Baron’s labyrinthine and carefully managed plot twists, once the characters have considered their lives, their worklife, their family, where they live, we are left to declare that the solution to the equation is simple: love is the answer.

Marilyn Baron’s compelling new novel is a grandstanding celebration of love in all its forms. Here, there is enough love for everyone, no matter how old they are, no matter how much they’ve given up on discovering love, a special one, for themselves. The plotting is intricate, the characters are engaging, the dialogue sparkling and witty. Indeed, after completing the novel, my first impression was that the book had something of the Shakespearean romance about it. Here we have an old love lost and found; we have miraculous twists of fate; we have sinister forces trying to stop love – the Seniors Against Sin. We have confusion and mixed motivations – those carefully managed plot twists I mentioned above – but, as in the best Shakespearean romances, all is resolved at the end.

In essence, this is a love story saga which spans three generations of the same family. We meet the matriarch, Dee Dee Palladino, who, on the anniversary of her husband’s death discovers a ‘Jesus Tree’ (in the manner that some people see Moses in a slice of toast) in the bark of a tree in her retirement village in Florida. Honey, her “workaholic” daughter (though she won’t admit it) hears of Dee Dee’s discovery and travels out from Atlanta, worried her mom might be ‘losing it’. Honey’s marriage is on the rocks: she suspects her husband Marc of conducting a sordid affair with his temp, and indeed, discovers what she believes to be the photographic proof. Then, finally, there is Honey’s daughter, Hannah. Hannah is a 21-year-old student. She is in a relationship with a Mormon boy (though his Facebook relationship status doesn’t confirm this) with commitment issues.

The main players are ably supported by a colourful supporting cast including Dee Dee’s sister Helene; Dee Dee’s son (and Honey’s half-brother) Donny, a baseball star, and Daniel, a mysterious, tall, dark and handsome stranger whose presence snags with something in Dee Dee’s memory. Has she, perhaps, met Daniel before? Is he, maybe, some blast from the past who can help restore order to her life?

There are plenty of family problems to overcome within the narrative, not least of which is the fact that the family business – real estate – has been lined up to be sold. They are on a deadline. But Honey loves working for the real estate company. It is her life. Dee Dee, by contrast, wants to sell the company because she wants a life.

This is a subtly magnificent read. It is poignant at times – witness the war letters; funny – Honey’s sardonic wit allows the reader a unique perspective on events – I particularly enjoyed her discussions with her best friend Vicky, she of the nightmare boss who has her de-seeding grapes for her; discursive – it positions itself well to discuss issues such as work-life balance, for example; even postmodern at times – the story offers a twist on the fairy tale – at one point Honey rescues a frog from a swimming pool, and thinks about kissing it to awaken her handsome prince.

But the main idea it posits is the fact there is a significant other for all of us, no matter how old we are. As long as we give love a chance. As long as we don’t drown it – muffle it out with all the bleeps and ringtones of modern life (Baron is excellent on Honey’s addiction to her BlackBerry). As long as we are prepared to put ourselves on the line for it.

I asked Marilyn some questions about her latest book.

Q: How did you come up with the idea of the book?                                                                                           

A: One day my mother, who lives in a retirement community in South Florida much like the fictional “MillenniumGardens,” called me up and said she saw the image of Jesus in a live oak tree on the golf course behind her house in the aftermath of a hurricane. That’s what sparked the idea for the book. I interviewed a number of seniors in her building to find out what really goes on in those retirement communities and why so many seniors are living with their significant others without the benefit of marriage and finding happiness at this stage in their lives.

Q: Why did you decide to write about seniors?      

A:  The population of is aging; I’m aging and I believe there should be books written about and for that demographic. Significant Others is humorous, yet poignant and it spans three generations of women, including the youngest, a 21-year-old girl who’s about to go into the family business but isn’t sure she wants to follow her workaholic mother’s footsteps. It explores the concept of finding love and happiness at any age.

Q: Did you pull any material from your own life experience?                                                                        

 A: I think all writers write what they know. I did use excerpts of my father’s bombing missions when he was a top turret gunner on a B-17 while he was stationed in England during WW II. I always found his war experience fascinating so I borrowed from that and some of the stories he told me about his childhood to fashion the character of Daniel, Dee Dee Palladino’s lost love.

SixthSense_7946_750 (2)Q:   When is your next book coming out?                                                                                                                                                                                          

A: Sixth Sense, my romantic suspense with paranormal elements, is released on Amazon today – http://www.amazon.com/Sixth-Psychic-Crystal-Mystery-ebook/dp/B00ES5XUIM/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1377510651&sr=1-1&keywords=Sixth+Sense+marilyn+Baron – and will be out in paperback format December 20. This will be the first in a series called The Psychic Crystal Mysteries. The second in the series, Homecoming Homicides, was just contracted for by The Wild Rose Press.  I’m currently working on the third book in the series.

Here’s an excerpt from Significant Others:

Chapter One: The Jesus Tree

One Week Before Christmas

Atlanta, Georgia

When my brother Donny called to tell me our mother had seen the image of Jesus in a live oak tree on the golf course behind her retirement condo in Boca Raton, I knew I had to make a pilgrimage to MillenniumGardens to answer her cry for help.

It’s not that I’m particularly religious, but there were two major problems with this sighting. One, my mother is Jewish, so she had no business seeing Jesus in a live oak tree or any other place. Two, it was the first anniversary of my father’s death and she probably wasn’t thinking straight.

For the past year, my mother had managed to avoid making some important decisions about the disposition of Palladino Properties, our family’s residential real estate firm in Atlanta. In her grief, Dee Dee Palladino, the other half of our award-winning mother-daughter real estate team, had all but deserted me.

IMG_2001 copyDad (2)Dad’s death not only left a hollow place in my heart, it left a gap in the business that was threatening to become a sinkhole. And my mother’s extended absence was aggravating the situation. I’d done my best since the funeral to keep an eye on her. But with my busy schedule, and the fact that I worked and lived in Atlanta and she had taken up residence in Florida, my best didn’t even come close to being good enough.

Significant Others, is available on Amazon U.S.  http://www.amazon.com/Significant-Others-ebook/dp/B00E6EI9MC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1377359090&sr=8-1&keywords=Significant+Others+Marilyn+Baron and Amazon UK  http://www.amazon.co.uk/Significant-Others-ebook/dp/B00E6EI9MC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1377359193&sr=8-1&keywords=Significant+Others+Marilyn+Baron and will be released from The Wild Rose Press in paperback format November 29.

To find out more about Marilyn’s books and stories, visit her Web site at www.marilynbaron.com.

 

Caption: A drawing, by Marilyn’s niece Annika Goldman, of Marilyn’s father, George Meyers, a top turret gunner on a B-17 when he was stationed in England during WW II. He served as the model for the character Daniel in her latest book, Significant Others.

My second book of the month for August is Significant Others by Marilyn Baron (who will be appearing on this blog in a guest-writer capacity soon). Below is my review of her fantastic new romance offering. Should the review prove persuasive, you can purchase a copy from here: http://www.amazon.com/Significant-Others-ebook/dp/B00E6EI9MC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1377269914&sr=8-1&keywords=Significant+Others+Marilyn+Baron

Significant Others CoverSignificant Others, by Marilyn Baron

Marilyn Baron’s compelling new novel is a grandstanding celebration of love in all its forms. Here, there is enough love for everyone, no matter how old they are, no matter how much they’ve given up on discovering love, a special one, for themselves. The plotting is intricate, the characters are engaging, the dialogue sparkling and witty. Indeed, after completing the novel, my first impression was that the book had something of the Shakespearean romance about it. Here we have an old love lost and found; we have miraculous twists of fate; we have sinister forces trying to stop love – the Seniors Against Sin. We have confusion and mixed motivations – those carefully managed plot twists I mentioned above – but, as in the best Shakespearean romances, all is resolved at the end.

In essence, this is a love story saga which spans three generations of the same family. We meet the matriarch, Dee Dee Palladino, who, on the anniversary of her husband’s death discovers a ‘Jesus Tree’ (in the manner that some people see Moses in a slice of toast) in the bark of a tree in her retirement village in Florida. Honey, her “workaholic” daughter (though she won’t admit it) hears of Dee Dee’s discovery and travels out from Atlanta, worried her mom might be ‘losing it’. Honey’s marriage is on the rocks: she suspects her husband Marc of conducting a sordid affair with his temp, and indeed, discovers what she believes to be the photographic proof. Then, finally, there is Honey’s daughter, Hannah. Hannah is a 21-year-old student. She is in a relationship with a Mormon boy (though his Facebook relationship status doesn’t confirm this) with commitment issues.

The main players are ably supported by a colourful supporting cast including Dee Dee’s sister Helene; Dee Dee’s son (and Honey’s half-brother) Donny, a baseball star, and Daniel, a mysterious, tall, dark and handsome stranger whose presence snags with something in Dee Dee’s memory. Has she, perhaps, met Daniel before? Is he, maybe, some blast from the past who can help restore order to her life?

There are plenty of family problems to overcome within the narrative, not least of which is the fact that the family business – real estate – has been lined up to be sold. They are on a deadline. But Honey loves working for the real estate company. It is her life. Dee Dee, by contrast, wants to sell the company because she wants a life.

This is a subtly magnificent read. It is poignant at times – witness the war letters; funny – Honey’s sardonic wit allows the reader a unique perspective on events – I particularly enjoyed her discussions with her best friend Vicky, she of the nightmare boss who has her de-seeding grapes for her; discursive – it positions itself well to discuss issues such as work-life balance, for example; even postmodern at times – the story offers a twist on the fairy tale – at one point Honey rescues a frog from a swimming pool, and thinks about kissing it to awaken her handsome prince.

But the main idea it posits is the fact there is a significant other for all of us, no matter how old we are. As long as we give love a chance. As long as we don’t drown it – muffle it out with all the bleeps and ringtones of modern life (Baron is excellent on Honey’s addiction to her BlackBerry). As long as we are prepared to put ourselves on the line for it.

41be95TRVeL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA278_PIkin4,BottomRight,-69,22_AA300_SH20_OU02_Shouting into an Empty Cave is free for the whole of this Bank Holiday weekend from Amazon.

If you’re a UK reader, you can download a copy for free from here: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Shouting-into-Empty-Cave-ebook/dp/B00CK0G0KW

And if you’re a US reader, you can download your free copy from here: http://www.amazon.com/Shouting-into-Empty-Cave-ebook/dp/B00CK0G0KW

Shouting into an Empty Cave

Our heroine is a call-vetter on a local radio talk show. It is her job to weed out the ‘loonies’ in order that the Davie Kutch show is fit for air. Only, one day, she receives a call which shatters all of her illusions about her life, her family and her identity. ‘Shouting into an Empty Cave’ is a story of communication gone awry. It’s a story which considers how secrets and lies within a family can have such wide-reaching effects.

Art of V New CoverMy crime-fiction shorts collection The Art of Ventriloquism has now been published as a paperback (after initial release as an ebook only) with a brand spanking new cover, designed by James Glassman, who won a competition on these very pages.

If you’d like to buy a copy of the book, follow this link: http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Art-Ventriloquism-A-Kirby/dp/1484904915/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1377251690&sr=8-11&keywords=art+of+ventriloquism

And here’s a write-up:

“I’ll never forget the first thing he said to me, the way he curled all his thorny knowledge into that one barbed comment stopped me in my tracks.”

Welcome to The Art of Ventriloquism: a baker’s dozen of short, sharp, shocking crime fictions from the bloodied pen of the author AJ Kirby. The rap-sheet of crimes contained within this volume are varied: from white collar to red-collared, grisly murder. The style ranges from the hard-boiled to the comic, and all the stops between.

The crimes in The Art of Ventriloquism take place in restaurants, opera houses, space stations, prisons, old folks’ homes, on farms, in the back of limousines, and on the salesroom floor.

They’re modern morality stories, and here Kirby has become a ventriloquist, channeling the voices of the dispossessed, the victims, those who live on the margins of society…

Darkly amusing and ironic – reminiscent of Roald Dahl – these tales will amuse and delight in equal measure.

Praise for some of the stories:

‘Jodie Foster & the art of ventriloquism’: George Polley, Author: “It’s chilling; reminds me of a short story by Ray Bradbury that was so chilling that I still remember it as if I’d just put it down. A fine piece of writing.”

‘Too Many Cooks’: Judge of the ‘An Ink’ writing contest: “This is a fine story, written in what might be called “the grand manner”. As opposed to certain modern writers whose sentences are clipped and snappy, this author often conveys his meaning in lengthy, convoluted sentences. But they flow, and they work.”

The Ninth Circle Stephen Hunt, SF Crow’s Nest: “an intriguing story… which brings to mind the film Event Horizon. This tale becomes progressively darker, obscure and depressing until its culmination in a terrible event.”

‘In The Art of Ventriloquism, Kirby plays master puppeteer. These are stories which really get into your head.’ from Dead Man’s Folly Crime Fiction Reviews

howviHorror Without Victims: An Anthology by DF Lewis

Megazanthus Press 2013

ISBN: 9781291451436

Website: http://howivi.wordpress.com/

Horror Without Victims is a sublime anthology of short fiction compiled by the man it seems I’m legally obliged to call “the inimitable” DF Lewis. Comprising twenty-five original horror fictions written – as the back cover blurb states – “independently by twenty-five different authors who responded to the theme ‘Horror Without Victims’”, the collection further builds on Lewis’s burgeoning reputation as one of the most interesting compilers of short fiction anthologies working in Britain today.

Lewis’s talent is a subtle one. The anthologist can too often draw together a collection of great stories which is ultimately, and sadly, less than the sum of its parts. Often the stories do not hang well together. I’ve read many reviews of anthologies which describe them as “curate’s eggs.” But in his decade as the editor of the Nemonymous series, and in his more recent publications of The Horror Anthology of Horror Anthologies and The First Book of Classical Horror, Lewis has honed his quiet behind-the-scenes skills. He has accumulated a great wealth of wonderful stories and, through exhibiting them correctly, he has shown that the skilled anthologist is a visionary, a curator, and a creative force in his own right. That so many of the stories from his various collections have made it into the various ‘Best Of…’ roll-calls at the end of the year is a testimony to Lewis and his art.

I’ll return to the back cover blurb again. In it Lewis states that the “serendipitous gestalt” of the twenty-five tales on show here “seems to aspire towards a curative force for all of us.” I’m not exactly sure if it was serendipitous, but the stories do compliment each other very well here. There are clever echoes which reverberate through from one story to the next; there are distinct melodies which ring out in tale after tale. And I can’t help but think that the reason for this is Lewis’s chosen theme.

‘Horror Without Victims’ was perhaps a risky choice for a theme for a horror anthology. Horror is supposed to come with a splattering of blood, guts and gore. It’s supposed to contain victims. And here’s my admission. I actually submitted to this anthology. I’ve been published in two previous Lewis Nemonymous books and in The Horror Anthology of Horror Anthologies. But this time I found it incredibly difficult to address the theme. I started about six different stories and then felt them wilt at my fingertips. My stories became my victims. Eventually I did find a voice, and a story, and I submitted it. And I was thoroughly glum when I received DF Lewis’s email informing me the story had been rejected. However, now I’ve read the anthology as a whole, I can see why. Though my story was good, it just wouldn’t have ‘played well’ with the other pieces in this book.

My story didn’t speak of the sublime. Because if there is one common trend in this collection, I would say that it is this. This is horror which is all wrapped up in a sense of place. This is psycho-geographic horror. These are tales of the sublime. Wikipedia has an interesting entry on the concept of the sublime. It states: “The development of the concept of the sublime as an aesthetic quality in nature distinct from beauty was first brought into prominence in the 18th century in the writings of Anthony Ashley-Cooper, third earl of Shaftesbury, and John Dennis, in expressing an appreciation of the fearful and irregular forms of external nature, and Joseph Addison’s synthesis of concepts of the sublime in his The Spectator, and later the Pleasures of the Imagination. All three Englishmen had, within the span of several years, made the journey across the Alps and commented in their writings of the horrors and harmony of the experience, expressing a contrast of aesthetic qualities.”

Dennis talked of his crossing of the Alps being beautiful but “mingled with Horrours, and sometimes almost with despair”. Shaftesbury talked of his revulsion; described a “wasted mountain” which stood, Ozymandian, as a “noble ruin”. But he also talked of his awe. “Space astonishes”, he said. And he decided that “the sublime was not an aesthetic quality in opposition to beauty, but a quality of a grander and higher importance than beauty.”

Horror Without Victims astonishes. Tony Lovell’s wonderfully evocative front cover which shows a man seemingly hovering above the ground is instructive. For here there are forces at work which are grander than beauty. I shall now briefly consider each story in turn in the light of how they respond to the theme, and how they also address the binding concept of the anthology.

The first story, ‘Embrace the Fall of Night’ by John Howard speaks almost directly to this supposition. Channelling those excellent examples of ‘sublime’ fiction – Heart of Darkness, At the Mountains of Madness, and Frankenstein – it recalls Kurtz’s famous line: “The horror! The horror!”  Howard writes: “…on this world there are places and situations where human beings undergo change and emerge as something else, with new knowledge and perhaps understanding. Also that there are places where the human race is nothing special but just another animal species, in competition with others; or where there would be no human race if ‘natural’ conditions were to apply.”

And: “With fiction, the observer cannot truly be involved. And yet… Sometimes I have the belief that it could inspire emotions ranging from wonder, through awe and dread, to horror – perhaps this is because the reader as voyeur is not in fact only that, but is a voyager as well. The reader is involved; the reader can know – and be known.”

“Victimhood,” he posits, “is in the eye of the victim.”

In ‘The Horror’, by fellow Leodian author Gary McMahon, there is a compulsion in the protagonist to enter into the unknown and the unknowable – in this case a dark and lonely cabin in the Lake District. With a nod to Lovecraft, the ever-reliable McMahon explores the outer edges of our world, the liminal regions which are populated by mingled horrors and despair. He writes: “Before the pit there was something else, but no living soul is old enough to remember what it was. These things are not written down. They are consigned to oral history.”

This yearning, this desire for something more than simply settling back to watch soap operas in suburbia is again evident in the excellent ‘Clouds’ by Eric Ian Steele. Steele betrays a hunger for the awesome, for the out-of-the-ordinary. Change – escape even – is wrought by a beautiful gloaming sky on a full-moon night. “He stayed there, rooted to the spot, watching the subtle changes in the firmament – the way spectral moonlight illuminated a burgundy halo of clouds from within, filling the heavens with extraordinary shades of purple and blue. The sky was an ocean that promised escape and lands beyond imagining.”

Clouds come, waft over the town like “a giant lung that was exhaling” and start to swallow up houses on the aptly named Grey Street. The protagonist claims: “Nobody wanted the rules of the world they lived in to suddenly, inexplicably change overnight.” However it is made plain he did desire this, subconsciously, subliminally. He desired more. And here the sublime is a curative force.


The same change is brought about in Alistair Rennie’s ‘The Carpet Seller’s Recommendation’. Here the action is transferred to the Turkish capital, Istanbul. Our protagonist is a commercial agent for Quarterman and Quarterman: Superior Turkish Carpets and Oriental Miscellany. Essentially this is the story of a boat trip on the Bosphorus. The commercial agent is the only passenger on board and he undergoes a journey which he will never forget, full of “wonder upon wonder”, under the guidance of the inimitable Captain Khan,

Experience, confronting the awesome, the sublime, is also the subject of ‘Waiting Room’ by Aliya Whiteley. This tautly-written piece takes place in a facility which is well-stocked with jigsaw puzzles, and this is a jigsaw puzzle of a piece, as the reader attempts to complete the picture. In a world in which it appears “impossible to connect, simply connect” the story is an attempt to quantify, to describe “what lies beyond the realms of human understanding” i.e. death: “”There was a haze, that gave way to milky-blue, and within it – what? The indescribable place that called to me within which there could be no more questions.”

‘For Ages and Ever’ by Patricia Russo is another story which centres around our understanding of death. This is an intriguing second-person narrative which takes place in an altered world which runs to seemingly arbitrary rules: in this city, nobody can cry between the hours of three and five pm. You can only grieve… now. This is a place of “too many secrets (…) too many half-truths and equivocations.” And for the protagonist, a young girl, the urge to find out what lies within the haunting, and haunted red house, which is “bright as an open wound” becomes almost too much to bear. It snags her imagination, and also makes her fearful: “As a child, you used to sneak glances at it…”

Everyone in the city knows about death, but they will not attempt to explain it. They all “lived in the Place of the Red House, and so they were all complicit”. And so, our intrigued child must go to Aunt Far Away, who is a kind of gatemaster, or keyholder, in order to clarify the opacity of the interior of the Red House.

 

‘Night in the Pink House’ by Charles Wilkinson is another astonishing read. At its heart, this is a story about ways of seeing. It contains a killer hook: the first line reads: “The day we went down to the beach Slater insisted his interest in torture was of a scholarly nature.” Slater is conducting a research project provisionally entitled The Phenomenology of the Scream. Slater’s research assistant – and his eyes too: Slater is blind – is a young man who takes it upon himself to hire a local woman to fake screams, which he records and plays back to his master. But Slater is not fooled. Eventually he concludes that the screams are not contextualised: “It is not the horror,” he said at last, “that does the damage; it’s love that leaves the casualties bleeding on the field.”

It is later revealed that the research assistant now lives in Africa, a place “where horror is understood – as a part of life, not something that needs an explanation.”

‘Point and Stick’ by Mark Patrick Lynch is another dynamic exploration of ways of seeing, and voyeurism.

‘The Blue Umbrella A Reverie’ by Mark Valentine is a story concerned with the art of reading, which he describes as an “adventure in the imagination”. Reading here is the curative force which allows our protagonist to escape the numb reality of the “old Victorian sanatorium resort” in which he resides. At first, the “uninterrupted dreariness” of his world soothes him, however, just like in ‘Clouds’ it is the discovery of the sublime – here in the form of a library, and in books – which jerks him out of his slumber.

“And so day by day he lived in expectation that his own story might take the strange twists, could be marked by the unexpected encounters, that often happened in the books.”

Books are his awakening. They are his miracle, L-Dopa drug. They are his curative force. They change his world-view: “The world, in short, was often presented to him as if it were some great unread, and as yet unfinished, book.”

In ‘Lambeth North’ by Roseanne Rabinowitz we meet a triumvirate of London women who discover odd, ornate tiles on a corner building as they walk the streets. Symbologists would have a field day with all of the references to the power of three here – they find a three-pointed star which eventually causes some of the sheen of modern London to fall away. London, in fact, is seen as a palimpsest. Turn a corner and the déjà vu of history presents itself: “The details of the street in front of her were still hazy. But her sense of smell was sharp: there was rank water, an odour of human waste and sickness she has known well from work. Tides of water flowing into the street reflected the dim light. Several bodies were laid out on a cart, partially covered with sacking. Two of them were child-sized. A warm wind blew in her face and she almost gagged; when she took a backward step the stink grew fainter. Yet her friends carried on talking as if nothing was amiss. Diane still knew she was in the park; it was still cold and still windy.”

Lewis talks of the ‘curative force’, but in ‘The Cure’ by John Francis we are offered a whole new meaning to the term ‘miracle cure’. We might ask, what exactly are we being cured of. This piece reminded me very much of some of the short fiction of Stephen King – particularly ‘Survivor Type’. Here, Lionel Duxbury has been diagnosed with a rare illness, and he goes to drastic lengths to find a ‘way out’: “And this was why he was in this ridiculous situation in the first place, giving money to people he didn’t know, sitting on a plane with the windows blacked out so he couldn’t tell what hour of the day or night it was; because, even in such a bizarre situation with such an exaggerated risk, it meant he at least had some control of his situation; without his money they wouldn’t be doing this – they wouldn’t exist without his illness. They were here because of him.” A compulsive read.

‘We Do Things Differently Here’ by David Murphy is set in the parallel universe of “Efferentia”. In this tale, a woman goes to live with her partner’s family in a foreign land. Before she leaves, her family warn her to be “wary of the oddities of Efferentine life”.

The first example of this oddity comes when the family adorn their guest bedroom with a bouquet of dead flowers to honour her arrival. These flowers gradually begin to regain their vitality. Then, upon browsing the family’s bookshelf, she discovers it is filled with other oddities. Books such as The Life of Humphrey Heseltine 2003-1936 line the shelves. “A quick skin through the pages revealed the books did, indeed, begin with the death of the subject and end with the circumstances of their birth.”

Eventually the protagonist comes to realise that the oddities are closer to home too. And she receives the shock of her life at a funeral. This is an engaging read and another piece which explores taboos which surround death.

Talking of taboos, ‘Lord of Pigs’ by DeAnna Knippling is perhaps the most memorable story in the collection. And it is certainly the most viceral. And definitely the scariest piece in the collection. Knippling is not – ahem – ham-fisted about her horror: this tale – tale? – really brings home the bacon. It is a nightmarish study of a man, one longpig – Uncle Chuck – being eaten by pigs. “The pigs were surrounding him, mostly. Big ones, little ones. Their hair sparkled in the wire-cage lights overhead. Black hair on pink pigs, white hair on black pigs, all mixed up.” And: “Uncle Chuck’s skin was the colour of a fresh-scrubbed pink pig.” The suggestion which underscores this story, is that the ultimate taboo – cannibalism – might have occurred. For sure the ending recalls The Silence of the Lambs and some of the action recalls Harris’s later work Hannibal. An uneasy, but compulsive read.


Another strong piece is ‘Like Nothing Else’ by Christopher Morris. This is a hugely unsettling story of losing your virginity to an alien species. It calls to question what it means to be human: “In those moments the experience was real, at least as real as anything else. It had a kind of truth.” Like the work of the author’s namesake, the satirist Chris Morris, this is an excoriating piece of art. It is a highly moral fable, bristling with quiet fury. It is brilliantly penned with admirable restraint.

‘In the Earth’ by Rog Pile reminds me of Ted Hughes’ The Iron Man, crossed with Stig of the Dump crossed with the creature that lurks at the bottom of the garbage disposal chute in the Death Star in Star Wars. The story namechecks Machen and Blackwood, Lovecraft and James and recalls some of their explorations of liminal spaces. Here the house of our protagonist “stands at the centre of a few acres of waste ground, a kind of no man’s land of scrub and long grass that the local council have been promising to use for development for twenty years but can’t quite seem to muster the enthusiasm.”

“I suppose it’s partly because of the dump, now that I come to think of it, that we’ve never attempted to raise children. Raising children in the shadow of that great mountain of rubble and junk could hardly fail to leave some impression on growing minds. It’s an unhealthy place.”

As the tale progresses, the mound starts to come alive revealing something buried beneath it: “The movement raced upward, dislodging smaller items of junk, and I could see the ground ahead of it crack open and throw up stones and dirt, until abruptly it reached the freezer box at the top and stopped.”

This chimes well with the next story, ‘Scree’ by Caleb Wilson. This is a tale which considers a man literally surfing junk (the web? Is this a metaphor?): “When it was a good sturdy board I could stay on it for weeks, looking downhill for days at a time if I was in a bad mood, watching the maw devour a continent, the tectonic plate buckling and then snapping in the center, sending up country-sized curls of granite, and then a curtain of grey dust. When I was in a happy mood, and didn’t want to think about the forty-five degree angle I and everything around me were sliding down, forever (or until we came to the maw), I would face uphill and watch the buildings that were sliding down the scree with me.”

Wilson’s story is surely the most left-field piece in the collection and it is a wonderfully inventive piece (I particularly enjoyed reading about all of the other things sliding along the scree with him – flat-packed furniture (bunkbeds), buildings, plazas, and a “strangely shaped iron coffer”.

‘The Week of Four Thursdays’ by David V. Griffin speaks more directly to the idea of the sublime.  This is a very sensual piece, in which colour plays a primary role. It begins with the intriguing first line: “There must have been a time when I did not know Veronica Carmichael. I cling to this idea even now, despite its irrelevance.”

Griffin references Balthus’ The Mountain, a painting which, like this story, considers the cycle of the seasons: “Autumn had come with that storm.” And: “She was wearing the dark yellow outfit she favored for stormy weather. I saw how deeply peculiar the color was: something not of a normal palette, a corrosive substance called yellow by some accident of language.” And: “White and violet lightning shattered the sky…”

‘In Dreams, You’re Mine’ by Jeff Holland is an excellently wrought flash piece about confronting your fears, here symbolised by a “forlorn” scarecrow.

‘Walk On By’ by Katie Jones is a tale about sympathy and empathy. Here the ‘monster’ does not live up to its stereotype: there is beauty in the beast, as well as in Jones’ one-eyed horse.

‘Vent’ by the excellently named (for a horror anthology) L.R. Bonehill is another stand-out story. At its heart, this is a tale about ventriloquism, which is pretty horrific even without Bonehill’s brilliantly evocative writing. There is something incredibly spooky about dummies and Bonehill captures this, plays on it, brilliantly “Night after night the dummy sat on Daddy’s lap, the two of them spotlit from above and bathed in the dusty glow of the footlights. Dressed in the same suit and tie, the same polka dot shirt, the same 20s style spats, wooden hair carved into the same slick cut. A man and his shrunken double resting atop his knee with a strange fleshless grin.”

Bonehill is masterful at ratcheting up the fear factor: “She heard a horribly pitched keening wail a thousand miles away and was only distinctly aware that the awful sound came from her. On and on it went, piercing her ears, impossibly long, impossibly mournful.”
While ‘Vent’ uses ventriloquism as a central theme, ‘The Yellow See-Through Baby’ by Michael Sidman reads like ventriloquism. The spookiest thing about this tale isn’t the ghost baby who haunts the nursery, playing with the real baby’s blocks, but actually the way Sidman fully inhabits the consciousness of the real baby, allowing him to speak very realistically.
’The Boarding House’ by Kenneth C. Wickson meanwhile is a compact, amusing tale of things that go bump in the night. “Shortly after moving into the boarding house I noted a strange feeling; there were noises of course: knocks and bangs, which were not to be unexpected; the feeling came on with the first time I heard the furnace kick: it was accompanied by a startling sound I can only describe as the bleating of a distressed or disturbed goat.”
But ‘The Callers’ by Tony Lovell is of an entirely different tone. This muted piece studies a series of ghostly visitors to the house of an ageing old man who suffers with Alzheimer’s disease. The old man lives in a house which “feels like a vault, a museum of ordinary life”, and the callers are ghostly echoes from the times the house was busy, when the old man had visitors and wasn’t alone. (Indeed the house becomes a palimpsest, just like London does in Roseanne Rabinowitz’s ‘Lambeth North’.

‘Still Life’ by Nick Jackson considers a painting, a freeze-frame: “It is quiet in this space – not even a clock ticks.” And yet, time does intrude on the picture, there are grubs in the apples. Wasps too. Mould grows. And fungus. “There are no victims here; this is simply what happens to old, abandoned houses. No blood stains have spattered the table cloth and the plasterwork is not scarred by shrapnel.” It is simply decay, a vital process in a world of “ceaseless momentum”. “There are, I repeat, no victims in this story.”

Bob Lock’s ‘You in your small corner, and I in mine’ concludes this collection and is perhaps the finest example of what Lewis calls “curative force”. This is a short, sweet tale of faith and hope, and how holding on to both, allowing them to become your “armour”, can bring about change for the better.

The Wikipedia entry on the sublime talks of how the early English writers of this school linked “horrors and harmony”. And Lewis has harnessed both in Horror Without Victims too.  In all, this is a riveting collection, and DF Lewis deserves a great deal of credit for conducting the talented twenty-five soloists, and for allowing them to become an ensemble.

Comes highly recommended.

I’m on the new-look Stretty News site once again, as part of a panel, giving my views on the 2013-14 Premier League Season, and Manchester United’s chances of glory. You can read the full piece here: http://strettynews.com/stretty-news-thoughts-ahead-of-manchester-uniteds-201314-season/

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